Saginaw Street and Strip

"Do you want 2 door or a 4 door?"

So this Cadilliac salesman is having a hard time selling cars so he starts going door-to-door.

Well, he rolls up to this farmhouse where he finds a skinny 8-year old boy sitting on the porch.
"Go fetch yer paw, boy, cause I'm gonna sell him a Cadillac!" he says.
The boy says " We don't need any. We got 12."
The kid takes the salesman out to the ban and show him that its full of Caddys.
"Where'd these come from?" asked the salesman.
"I won them" says the kid.
"HOW?"
"Well I bet Cadilliac salesmen that I can do something they can't." The kid stated.
The salesman looks the kid over and decides hat there isn't ANYTHING that the kid can do he can't. He says so.
The kid looks at him and says "I'll bet you your choice from the barn against a brand new Caddy I can!"
"You're ON!"
So the kid runs outside and the salesman follows.
The kid runs around the barn with the salesman right behind him, feeling more and more confident.
The kid runs around the house. The salesman follows.
The kid runs into the house and upstairs...the salesman 2 paces behind all the way.
The kid runs into his sisters bedroom. His sister is 18, Beautiul and NEKKID!
The kid runs around her bed, and the salesman runs around her bed all the time checking out this georguos babe.
The kid sits on the edge of the bed and so does the salesman.
The kid reaches out and tickles one of his sisters nipples. The salesman tickles the other.
The salesman looks over and the kid has his weiner out and has it wrapped around his finger.
The salesman says "Do you want 2 door or a 4 door?"