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Easter Joke
A man is driving along a highway in his Car and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front
of the Car.
The driver,
a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, is DEAD .
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway in her Car
sees a man crying on the side of the road
and pulls over.
She steps out of Her Car and asks the man
what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," ! he explains,
"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my Car and KILLED HIM."
The blonde says,"Don't worry."
She runs to her Car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny ,
bends down,
and sprays the contents onto him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up,
waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away he stops,
turns around and waves again,
he hops off the road though the ditch stops,
turns and waves,
hops another 150 feet,
turns and waves,
and repeats this again and again ,
until he hops out of sight over the hill.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can,
What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"
The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read
the label.
It says..
Are you ready for this?
Are you sure?
You know you're gonna be sorry
OK, here it is
It says,
"Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave."
Happy Easter!! !
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